And the late NBA HOFer Nate Thurmond...

That’s the bad thing about my 98 Trans Am; the surfboard size doors.  I tend to park far away from the store entrance (away from people who think it’s perfectly fine to dent the fuck out of my car when they wack their door into it), but the long door struggle is real.)

Damn, CVS brand nitrile exam gloves are really durable.

God damn, Carmen Policy, there’s a name I haven’t heard in forever. True story, my dad and his friends talked about sports and as a kid I literally thought there was an actual policy named Carmen (A Carmen Policy) that dictated certain decisions within the Niners. I was a dumb kid.

God damn. This breaks my heart, at least in part because it’s so close to my experience growing up as a Niners/Giants fan. I was at the last Niners game at Candlestick and my father (a long time season ticket holder) actually purchased his physical seats (they’re in his garage right now).

I don’t know man, really? Banned forever? The UFC let Conor insult Khabib’s team’s ethnicity/religion/identity with impunity. And I can imagine the dude that Khabib went after in Conor’s corner was probably saying that most racist, terrible shit you’ve ever heard during the fight.

Dude seriously. You let one person control your organization the way the UFC let McGregor do, and you reap what you fucking sow. The Islamophobia shit was so disgusting that any other mature organization pulls him immediately. But the UFC let McGregor get bigger than itself. But that’s also because Dana White is a…

​Conor fans are so delusional. They watched their guy lose four rounds and tap out, yet want Khabib stripped. They are pretending like there’s no history of teams fighting teams in and around the octagon after fights; are totally ignoring Conor’s actions at UFC 223, and his taking the islamophobia to 11 when…

They literally used the bus incident to promote this fight. They encouraged escalation on a personal level and outside the octagon every step of the way. They reap what they sow.

Wait, the Jeep that had 1.1 million jalopnik articles gushing about how it is better than air and water, more durable than the mars rover, more capable than any Dakar race vehicle ever made turns out to be a standard Fiat/Chrysler trash?

probably did a gram from the looks of it

God damn I miss the Bay Area. 

The guy in the Reds hat probably saw the A’s uniform and had flashbacks to Gene Tenace, Sal Bando and 1972.

“Honda Fit”

That’s because KSL classifieds is king in Utah.  Don’t use craigslist unless you want your organs harvested.

Why don’t the cops just install portable speed bumps every 25 feet where the meets are supposed to happen?

What about the odo?

Damn, if I could do burnouts for only $70 in front of a cop, that’s a pretty good deal!

What if they’ve been trying to sell it for 25 years?

So... that’s totally a Mustang in the lede photo right?