Ms. Ramirez: “I can describe his dick.”

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

I was with him at the game. He had just got done saying he had always wanted to throw an opposing home run ball back. Last thing out of his mouth before it comes our way. Also, he wants everyone to know he’s just a simple jazz musician. Calling him sax cannon right now.

For sure. If they’re smart, they’ll figure out a way to leverage it. Also, Smith should make a mockery of it by dropping “supreme” as many times as possible during every interview and post-game press conference:

Yesterday I had a discussion on the Washington Post with a guy who said he would vote for anyone (Trump, Kavanaugh, etc) that promised to end the evil murder of innocent babies. I posed a question to him that he refused to answer. If your position is so moral and ethical why can’t you seem to find a person of good…

I have absolutely no doubt that, as fashion does, things are going to swing back to the sedan. Not like the 60's Impala days of sedans, but better than they are now.

Seems like people with no expereince with mini vans have the biggest stigma against them. my parents bought a mini van it was fantastic having all that room to yourself. I only wish it had the middle captains chairs because my little brother was a little shit. I sat in the way back by myself it wasn’t that bad…

An interesting yet relevant story to your comment...

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Made a $3100 down payment on a used vehicle priced $4K above it’s original MSRP if the story is to be believed. Stupid from the get-go. And $3100 was real money back in the early ‘90s (and used cars were relatively a lot cheaper then too). Baffling.

This is a straw man argument akin to the “welfare queen” myth from the 80's. First of all, just because you’re poor doesn’t mean you can’t have things that make life enjoyable. Second of all, what makes you think you know what someone “needs?”

When my father switched from Mercedes to Lexus, he said it felt like a downgrade, because he no longer got to visit the service department once a week. When he had the Mercedes, the service department visits were his only social interaction. With the Lexus, he switched to hookers. 

My mother is in her eighties and utilizes her access to my fleet to get her sexual needs met. Apparently quite a few fortysomething deadbeats are willing to spend the night with her if it means borrowing her car the next day. I’ve offered many times to take the cars out of the equation and just compensate these dudes…

My parents did something similar but it was really just one poor decision. They sold their e28 5 series (just like this one but white)...

So many bad car choices. I remember his lousy justifications too...

The line between /s/ and trollery grows thinner and thinner.

The would look pretty bad ass hanging on the wall in my garage. I would get a good hard look at it too because that’s where I’d probably be sleeping after my wife finds out I bought it. 

Extra points if he shows us his Ken doll crotch, complete with a nasty infected scar from a hasty gelding.  

If I could find a F40 rear end. And get this. I would have the best car bed ever for myself! I don’t care if I am 40 years old too!