Easy fix: Use your turn signals.

I really believe Trump only picked Sessions because he was balls-deep in the Russia shit himself and Donnie assumed he would just sweep it under the rug, which is why Trump still hasn’t gotten over the recusal.

I’m gonna go with ‘yes’.

Yes. It comes down to a fundamental question: Do you want your bank to take your money and nickel and dime you with fees while never paying out any interest, or do you want your bank to that but also assist in your deportation? True patriots want the latter.

[looks around nervously]

“Trump’s gonna run the country like one of his businesses!”

Hi, let me introduce you to the Republican Party.

Ignoring the fact that someone up there is trying to peddle the Focus ST as “reliable”..... how about a Honda Fit?

And while we were fortifying and militarizing, the Sovs were developing a program to subvert high profile American business people with a view to one day slipping them into high political office and thus exert Russian influence at the highest level rendering all military response moot.

LZRSZN

I’m with you, Kristen. At car shows, I go out of my way to avoid even inducing any anxiety over the thought that I might touch, lean on, or otherwise molest someone’s pride & joy.

“If it’s not yours, don’t touch it” Every parent has said that to their dipshit 4 yr old (every 4 yr old is a dipshit - no your Timmy isn’t special, he’s a dipshit too). If it’s not yours don’t touch it, whether you’re 4yrs old and and trying to watch Roblox on Daddy’s computer - don’t touch the computer, or 44 yrs…

I remember when I was blessed with a trip to BMW museum in Munich. They had most of the cars out there in the open. No real barriers between the drooling masses and the restored beauties.

I’ve found people sitting on my parked motorcycle and in my Jeep with the doors off. I don’t understand.

I know this isn’t going to be the popular opinion, (as many comments have made clear), but I agree. Don’t lean on the car. Don’t sit on the car. Don’t let your kids or dogs dent or scratch the car. And if you do, take responsibility for it.  Sure, accidents happen and that is part of the deal but don’t be an…

Apart from how utterly wrong it is to presume you can touch something that’s not yours, it’s particularly in bad form at places like Pebble Beach because of the value and fragility of the cars; the paint jobs or original paint on these cars are essentially priceless, and they’re not going to be able to just “touch up”…

Hopefully the type of people who lean on cars at car show do not read Jalopnik.

HOLY SHIT, THIS.

When I went to buy my 328 earlier this year a friend drove me down there. The dealer has some really cool cars, and in general they are not that upset about people touching them, sitting in them, etc.  They are in the business of selling cars after all.

Not entirely sure why this is controversial, she clearly explained why its poor form and the potential for actual damage, not just fingerprints. Do you guys all run around touching cars at events, especially concours? WHY do you even NEED to touch the cars? Crimini Crackmas!!!