I’m white. You can return to your seat. 

Seems like a good time to post this.

Deep fry them.

White isn’t a race. Be smarter. 

The AL west and WC race would like to have a word with you. 

There are way too many games left for the Dodgers to do anything less than completely implode. 

Tom Brady, always the class act. 

Like a dollar store Ferrari. 

It looks cheap somehow. Like a knock-off Ferrari. 

Idk. I just assumed she was lying. 

That gets funnier every time I read it. 

Why does anyone need to touch anyway? You know who has problems with touching things that don’t belong to them? Children and thieves. Are you a child or a thief? No? Then snap out of it.

Nobody cares about your stupid kid. 

I hope I see his car parked at Monterey car week next year. I’m going to sit on the fucking rear-view mirror and wipe a booger on his door handle. 

So what is his excuse? Is he a trust fund baby? Does he have autism? Or is he just naturally obtuse? 

There was a guy in the previous thread that claimed exactly that. “I lean my car door against cars I park next to all the time. I’m a big guy, that other person should drive a smaller vehicle”

I wonder how much adversity Mr. George has had to overcome to become the editor in chief of Jalopnik dot com. 

Look at Donald “both sides” Trump over here.

Not the point. Are you autistic?

I feel like this guy has never had his ass kicked.