That’s because you’re ugly. 

Slap my phone out of my hand and it will be one very short life to live. 

We’re the good guys, we gotta be good!

Emporium Capwell!

You would have to be a fellow old (or an old fellow) to catch it!

Can we stop promoting this Russian hillbilly’s videos?

Lol. You said Circuit City. You’re an old. 

Lol.

lol. Try jumping a 12 inch curb with one of those. 

Pence was likely the perfect insurance policy for his repugnance alone. Probably knows nothing by design. 

Yo Dawg...

Isn’t everyone from Fresno an old ass cracker from Oklahoma?

Impotent rage is hilarious.

I have a Toyota that has active radar cruise. Same thing. It’s standard on 2017 1/2 and up Toyota’s and I don’t know how I ever lived without it before. 

That was a shitty place to work. I’m glad you don’t work there anymore. 

You had me until the end.

I snorted. 

I fully expected to see unbridled entitlement from the autism spectrum. Leaving satisfied. 

This is the correct answer. 

What if you got the shit kicked out of you by Kat Williams?