Am I the only one that feels like Doug is much better as a writer than he is as a YouTuber?

That’s why we have Florida. 

They’re already in Florida

I don’t like the Juke, but slap a Beyoncé license plate on it and I’ll follow you anywhere. 

This joke is old and tired and you should feel bad for telling it. 

It’s funny to me when I see “socially liberal conservatives”. It usually means that there is someone LGBT in their family and that at some point in their lives they realized “hey, this person has been this way since the day they were born, maybe this whole orientation thing isn’t a choice after all!”

Thank you for inserting your shitty team. 

You highly overestimate my abilities, but your point stands nonetheless. 

Explain Blake Trienen striking out the side on the bottom of the ninth. 

When starting the year with the lowest payroll in baseball and nearly zero expectations, one would normally consider an ALDS appearance to be quite the accomplishment.

Been waiting for this story since last night. The Oakland A’s are playing some exciting baseball and Khris Davis has had an MVP caliber week. 

Because young people suck and nobody likes them. 

Wow! That IS a fun fact. 

This is good butthurt. 

You should have your sites set on Houston or NY, not looking behind you at Oakland. 

Wait till their rotation is healthy and set.

Wow.

Karma dictates that had you given up the ball the first time, you would become a magnet for baseballs in the future. If you believe in that sort of thing anyway. I do. 

“I don’t have a story as good as yours”