Alexa, show me why people hate vegans.

Since Kaep wore a tee with Kunta Kinte across it during his workout then clearly Screaming A must wear a Toby tee when he host First Take tomorrow. 

“Stick is candy!”

This is Deadspin, we all float down here.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

But will it be completed on schedule?

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Obama steps into a room, sits at a table, and tells those around him why they’re important and offering encouraging words towards their success. 

His first step isn’t fast enough. I could beat him.

“I choose not to run”

They took my stapler

Could you be more specific?

Hear me out:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Bitches be Tripi.