What is Deadspin’s stance on calling up Vlad Jr.?

Your work with Microsoft Paint and a mouse is magical!

The Who approve

What happens if one gets stuck in the loop? Serious question...

Best white noise machine ever then.

You must be one of those guys who listens to exclusively Indie-type, non-dad rock music cuz you’re just the “coolest”

WTF is your deal hating on the Foo Fighters? Do you have an issue with really, really, really good rock music?

Have you heard of sarcasm?

I’m wondering if the guy at Walgreens saw these when they took in the disposable camera to get developed....

Fifty Bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!

Fifty Bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!

I believe that painting is titled “I probably shouldn’t have done that”

Maybe he should just break a bat over his knee/head?

Stupid Sexy Flanders

...BURNER ACCOUNT!

Maybe they should all unionize? Are they not? This is also coming from a person who isn’t a union supporter....

When asked why by reporters, the man said, “I prefer a piano.”

Do you think that’s how Votto returns his jackets as well? For spite?

Hey Hermano

Don’t be sorry, but I think he was talking about their explosive offense...