What the fuck is that?

why is this so damn funny? you are good at jokes.

I wonder why they didn’t try a trail of food. Like, just make a line of marshmallows out the door and into the woods.

They chased it out? I guess they haven’t heard of Brown Bear v. Board of Education up in Montana.

they probably didn’t have any classes in roller skating, unicycle riding, or pic-a-nic basket stealing, so he was “I’m outta here, losers!”

And that’s the time I watched a group of 8 people spread grape jelly all over two pizzas and happily eat them.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

Please tell me your FB friend is a hamster.

Someone on my facebook is literally touting the idea that elderberry syrup is 100% effective against the flu and that you should NEVER get the flu shot. Elderberries are apparently where it’s at.

Let....ter? Pa....per?

You guys, I have hit peak old person.

There’s no horror quite like throwing your retainer in the trash. Speaking from experience.

Can we also “child sex” to that and “child porn”? My local news loves those and I always have to make a stink. One of the stations has a handy little graphic for it too <vomit>

Thank you for that link; Andrew Vachss is the MAN. Who would have thought his Venn circle and Diddy’s had any overlap beyond ‘carbon-based biped?

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is about as right as you can be. Good for him for using his celebrity megaphone for good ends. The AP’s style guide needs to be rewritten.

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

I’ve posted this here multiple times, but it’s worth repeating;