Princess Charlotte looks so much like the Queen to me that I like to imagine that she carries around a tiny toy purse at all times.
MacShea
smacy
it’s the gun-government-martial law-crazyshit-survivalist-crazy-GOD-GUNS-black ops-secret files-crazy-American flag-James Madison-guns-freedom thing.
probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).
They didn’t dice the garlic! They sliced it with a razor super thin so it dissolves! Sheesh!
Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…
The day is young.
If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery
Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.
It’s really saying something if Bieber thinks you’re a douche.
It’s VW clean diesel.
Ew. Gross. Charbucks?
Are you crazy? That would just make it so strong it would have killed them!
They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.
So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.
Make it before ... if he does it right tell him where to find it.
If broadcast television survives the next decade, I’m pretty sure by then it will just be sportsball games and Russian dash cams.
It being April, the regulars were discussing taxes. “I might declare my bowling ball as an expense,” one said.
The guy to his right reared back. “Your bowling ball!”
“We wager certain amounts,” the first regular explained. “Only then I’d have to declare how much I won, and then pay tax on that. I asked the guy at the…
#NotAllGoatees
I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.