Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

Always relevant

Alternately, as Boots Riley rapped in probably the nicest dad song for a daughter ever: “Tell your teacher I said princesses are evil/ How they got all they money was they killed people” <3

In their minds, poor people have it too easy and need to be “punished” and given incentive to better their situation themselves.

Omg omg omg. So my husband took a day off work a few months back alleging that he would do some cleaning and laundry. Which he did like one load pshhh, I get home after working all day and he’s playing video games (in a still messy living room) and he looks at me and says, “So what are you thinking for dinner?” I…

RIGHT? We have cats so you really have to vacuum with the attachment along the walls or there will be cat hair “tumbleweeds” and litter that accumulates if you skip this part of vacuuming. He says to me “there’s more than one way to do something” and I am like no there fucking isn’t. Because to me it’s like ok, if I…

This is so me. I can’t count on my husband to do things, or when he does do them it will be sloppy or wrong. So I end up doing most everything. I worry that if I tell him to do things he’ll be mad or if I don’t praise him for doing something he’ll feel taken for granted. Meanwhile I’m doing intense deep cleanings of…

“The difference today is that men are now more frequently socialized to pay lip-service to household equality. Our culture rewards them for sharing housework and childcare. Yet still we have to ask nicely even when we’ve already asked twice, we have to be strategic in the way we frame our requests so as not to spook…

How Not to Add an Additional “Child” to Mother After You Become a Mother By Requiring Your Husband to Act Like a Grown-Ass Man

When I was a teenager, I got it in my head that I would have either a baby or a husband, but not both because that would be too much work.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

It looks like something pro-lifers would use to protest Planned Parenthood.

Haunted kale.

Having a Jared worked out so well for Subway...

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Jerry is so much better for her.

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

that plaintive there were teams ‘bout slayed me, psh.

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!