I hear there are “secret black meetings” monthly in most major cities.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Same. I saw the ad last night and went “well at least they’re confident we’ll all still be here in October.”

I’m convinced that they are scheduling this months away solely to give us something to live for through these dark, dark days.

Fuck yeah, Nancy.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

That’s exactly it! The Republicans in Congress (with a few exceptions) seem willing to roll over for Trump. Along with the ACLU; we need to start identifying potential opponents to these assholes and make donations to their fledgling campaigns. If the Representative or Senator is in an overly partisan district, then…

Also, Luke Bryan is a suburban soccer dad.

I was feeling fired up/ready to go from the march, but THIS shit?

I’m not old enough to remember the details of Bush’s legacy....but this letter will always be a way of looking back to a time when things weren’t as they are now.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.