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They’re just being themselves ‘cause they think the internet is like their living room, that they’re just sitting among their brain-dead friends saying all the usual shit they say. They can’t seem to grasp that we can all see that shit.

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.

I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

Thank you. It really is amazing that she is alive at all

You wear gym clothes more than once? Skank.

Nor do I, but it’s pretty gross that the nastiest comments are the ones at the very top... It’s not even much help to flag the comments if people are going to engage these dipshits, either.

Yeah, he’s not Chinese. This guy is stupid asshole, and people need to stop responding to him.

Nicki Minaj: I definitely think we have a normal relationship off camera. We’re like any other couple in the hood.

You know what, though? It has very little to do with my life experience. I’m not saying it isn’t true, just that what a man ideally *prefers* is not the same as the choices they make. (That’s a seriously clumsy way of articulating my thoughts, my apologies. It upsets me when I read these things and think how women -

I saw some comments on an article about this. As far as I could tell, some women who have pushed babies out of their vaginas saw it as an affront to their supreme sacrifice that anyone might compare what they’ve done to help others in life to actual Motherhood. It was like reading an entry on Shut the Fuck Up Parents

Why on Earth would you think a good representative of England would be to rehash an article from 2013 ? This week in UK politics has been supremely hopeful, for the first time in a long time with the election of Jeremy Corbyn .

This probably qualifies as concern trolling but she’s 18 years old and although I cannot bear the Kardashians, my maternal senses are tingling. One of the above links brings you to a make up tutorial with Kylie and her make up artist and my heart cracked a little. She looks and sounds exhausted, her body language is

This hair is so bad. How can someone have so much money and so many fashion & beauty resources and such bad hair. Why.

There are plenty of men who would do that here in the States if they thought they could get away with it. No American exceptionalism, please. It’s extremely dangerous and keeps our problems going.

The story is that Nick was very into her when she opened for 98, but she played shy and they didn’t really end up dating. Plus she was only 16. Fast forward a couple years, and her career was almost over. Her records aren’t selling and she still hasn’t had a real hit. Nick was still into her and Papa Joe arranges a

Using sharpie for eyeliner is a big mistake too Jess.

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

NO KRIS. NO.