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Okay, not trying to be boastful at all but I consider myself (and others do as well) a total Fingerbangin’ fuckin’ Jedi. From high school to present day (middle aged, married, monogamous), I blast with the best of ‘em. And here’s what I’ve learned...

  • Is there ‘favoritism’ in your family? I have found that brown skinned people from brown skinned families fare better self esteem-wise than those that come from a color range.

And the “dark” twin is gooooooorgeous!!!!

Be careful: If you’re black the cops will arrest you for trying to break into your own home.

Yeah, you probably only want to try this if you are white.

Thank god Kim was able to remind us that she is married to Kanye and is ‘the most beautiful woman in the world’. This whole ‘life changing’ declaration might almost have been entirely about someone else...that would have been a tragedy. Not the struggling with a body that feels wrong, or a world that often doesn't

I was really touched by most of this interview but the conservative thing left a bad taste in my mouth. Im glad he’s going to be able to be his true self, but i think his transition will have less hiccups due to a level of affluence that not all trans individuals possess. Identifying with a party that really doesn’t

I know we all know this, I know its like -duh- fashion ... but I still can’t get over how models have to have “white” features in order to be considered beautiful in this industry. I’ve seen so many gorge Pakistani/South Asian women that don’t just look like slightly darker white chicks. I wish fashion could smash

She may be frail and bed-bound, but she is sharp. It gives me hope that maybe one day we can stop the body from weakening as long as the mind is healthy.

Wow, that’s really cool to see! It was nice to hear her talk about it, too, because who doesn’t want a job that they love doing?

I kinda love it? Someone with more panache could definitely carry it off.

Actually, there is no scientific consensus regarding the safety of GMOs

Clearly I hadn’t done my research. I see now it's obvious a combination of both. Thanks for the catty comment though!

As someone who has to travel frequently to Kenya and Ghana for work... this question skeeves me out big time. Especially in Kenya (and Tanzania as well) along the coast, there is so much "romantic tourism", which consists of middle aged white women fucking barely legal "beach boys", not for explicit cash

If. I. See. One. More. Flower. Head. Wreath.

Someone wake me when all this Coachella bullshit is over, plz.

I don’t know I am pretty sure if my dad drowned I WOULD be like “Hey, fuck water” if he chocked on a jelly bean I would be like ‘Fuck Jelly beans!’

This was so well written it made me loathe the lot of you. I know that might not make a lot of sense but I couldn't stop reading it, even though you all sound like the kinds of people I never want to be around (and I am assuming this is autobiographical, of course). Well done.

Thank you. I was beginning to think something was wrong with me while scrolling through the comments. I kind of hated everyone in this piece, too.

I think it’s a way for people to call upon innate strength to combat such adversity. Cancer in particular, can rob people of so much: physical strength and ability, time, money, peace of mind. It can have this effect on the loved ones and friends of sufferers, too; I think personifying and then vilifying a disease can