“Cancer’s a bitch but I’ll never understand everyone personifying it.” See what you did there? ok, you didn’t technically personify it as much as ... doggify it, but you seem to have an intuitive grasp on why people talk that way.

The Kardashian women aren't known to be the most stellar drivers. The youngest one, Kylie, already has like 4 car crashes in her driving record and a few dozen traffic tickets. They're entitled bitches and that's why people are cracking jokes.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

I've been told about it over and over and experienced it myself right toward the end of my periods. I had a cleaning system that helped a lot!! I used wipes after urinating and bowel movements, and I wiped with vinegar on toilet paper several times a day. It helped. I would also stand in the shower twice a day and…

I'm going to go on and say that she has horrible taste in men. Lol

Maybe I'm just an Amber Rose stan (confirmed), but I thought she was pretty damn diplomatic in that interview. And I love that she's a girl's girl and stands up for her friends when their husbands run off to fuck teenagers, yet still manages not to say anything about the teenager in question worse than "she is a…

Fifty Shades of Trying Way Too Hard.

The thirst is real with those two, isn't it?

Wow, these are...totally unsexy.

Measles is so five minutes ago. I forded a river, lost some oxen and now have dysentery. #19thCenturyProblems #ThrowbackDiseaseThursday

Pretty sure love has died on Jezebel at least four times this year.

1. Because twitter is the medium through which all of this started, and the only one where it can be guaranteed Iggy would see his message.

I can't believe she had this guy around all day and picked Chris Martin instead!

Because rape is so often one persons word against another's, I would say when its dozens of people's word against one, maybe this case(s) is different than other rape allegations. How many women need to speak up before their words are equal to Bill Cosby's?

It is the portrait of a man I do not know.

There's no way in hell she didn't know about all this. 30+ victims? Playboy Mansion?

she is not wrong though. There is a lot of rampant misogyny among the gay community. Pointing that out is not homophobic.

There are still people being held hostage. It's pretty rude to be joking about a terrorist/hostage situation while lots of people are still in immediate danger.

idk why Jez is blaming everyone but this little brat. Feminism!!!1

And, "Don't bring me back no little switch either. Or I'll go get one myself and you don't want that. Go on girl, go get yer switch 'cause I'm about to tan your hide."