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Imma let you finish, celebrities, but this is the best reaction to an earthquake of all time.

They need to kill Quinn and put that awful storyline out of its misery.

Oh, a river rat! It's funny, growing up in Louisiana I thought they were all that big, so when I moved to Boston for college and saw a city-sized rat I thought it was a mouse cause it was so small. And y'all, mice are itty-bitty! I have found cockroaches, slugs and lizards in my Louisiana kitchen that could take any

*sigh* Are we all saying "could care less" now? Because it still drives me insane, much like using "literally" when you mean "figuratively". If you could care less, then you've got plenty care less to give, right? http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/gram…

I know. Although if I was Alicia or Swizz in that situation I would try not to be physical in that situation because it's odd enough as it is. Guess I'm slightly better than them but not as good as his ex ;)

Is Anna Wintour fucking kidding us with this? Better yet, is she trolling? I honestly can't tell here.

So here's an idea. Clooney is gay, choses his beards so he can offer them a career boost and this time he has chosen someone who has a human rights agenda as opposed to a self-promotion one.

Nope. His children who have left the family say that even while he was seeing black clients, he and his children had code words they used to joke about them in their presence. Kind of the way some people in the south took to calling black people "Canadians" to avoid the stigma of using racial slurs. So, while he was

St. Peter, nothing. I'm pretty sure Jesus will be waiting with a "Depart from me, I never knew you."

I have to be honest, those look like regular old skinny person elbows to me.

As much as it minimizes and patronizes and objectifies elderly people to dismiss them as simply "cute," it patronizes them to suggest that they probably don't know or understand what Instagram is. The linked article shows every indication that this woman is sharp and lucid and clear on what's going on. Instagram is

YES hahaha

my favorite: When will they make '12 Years a Slave Owner'. That story needs to be told #whitemanprotestsigns

Yeah, I'm black, so if anyone tells me to suck it up and deal with a racist, I would end my friendship with them AND the person who married a racist, and I would tell them why. You do not get to be an accomplice racist and be my friend, period. "What's the big deal about racism?" is one of the most white-privilege-est

I mean, also, I would absolutely not notice if my plane started flying the wrong way. Of those people on board, how many would have been asleep, watching a movie, or looked out of the window and thought, "Hey, the ocean!" then turned back to watch a movie or fall asleep? I barely notice if the car I'm in is going

I guess it's all funny and shit unless you had some family on that plane.

Please stop giving people like this a forum after they've demonstrated that they should be ignored or marginalized.

Wow at all the Chelsea fans on here, i do not know how anyone can like this vile racist.

Seriously. I got pregnant (without trying) at 38 and at 40. Fertility is not the problem, good work and a satisfying career are. You can find happiness in life without kids. It's pretty tough if you have no job, no career and no individual dreams.

PLEASE STOP FEEDING THIS STUPID FUCKING TROLL.