This article is almost entirely fiction, except for the fact that Janet Jackson opened doors for Beyoncé. Truth is she opened the doors for Britney, Rihanna, etc. Some of us have a memory that isn't two minutes long. I would detail the differences but I realize this is mostly an harmless article and I don't think…

Between smitten/despondent Loki's unrequited tote bag love and his person's lovely accent, could this BE any more charming? "Poki! Geht youah puaws outta ih!" I can't help imaging her as an animate teapot (a la "Beauty and the Beast").

I mean, don't get me wrong, that show is fucking great and so much fun to watch, but it just gets more and more ridiculous with every episode.

Ugh, every time someone uses the term "the hubs" on Facebook, my finger hovers over the de-friend button.

Can I just say that I fucking hate Steve Harvey??? I don't understand what kind of women would listen to him for relationship advice! Let's go over his expertise and general attitude toward life, shall we?

1. Being in a long-term relationship doesn't mean you are in a successful relationship. You can be married and miserable for the rest of your life.

The word "hubby" makes my skin crawl.

So much this.

CONGRATS MARRIED PERSON! you got lucky. so far, I haven't. glad you're magnanimous enough to offer me all the advice!

I'm atheist who was raised a number of things (including Catholic).

Seriously, Doug? Seriously? I mean, I'm not religious at all but come on. Can you just get fired already?

Wow, nice slap in the face to the Catholics that read your stuff Doug. Betcha you wouldn't try to be so disrespectful to 'cooler' religions, like Wicca or Druidism.

I agree with you, except for one thing: These writers strike me as heavily anti-Christianity. Their comments are downright offensive. Their comments get more offensive when it comes to Catholicism. I'm not Catholic, but those comments upset me. I highly believe that no religions should be ridiculed.

When I said "Christian" I didn't mean religious. I meant as opposed to Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, whatever. I meant—celebrating Christmas, complaining about religious family members (who are Christian religious), etc. Pretty recently there was a comment thread on here about how Christmas isn't really a Christian…

I also think there it is not easy for non-established commenters to have their comments seen so new and fresh comments are often stuck in the gray.

My dog smiles hard when she's happy. It's absolutely the best thing in the world. That is all.

To me, I feel like I'm taking a stand when I get to defiantly say I don't give a shit about sports. It's usually said with derision when guys say, "Oh girls don't like sports" so I get to snap back, "You're damn right, I don't give a shit about sports."

That sounds annoying, but I enjoy it when someone points out that people actually exist who do not live and die for football/sports season. All the sports fans I know are seemingly unaware of this fact, and they drone on and on and on about it until I want to beat one of us until we are unconscious.

So, you think that Kim's mom has a cheap bathroom mirror?

I once saw a rat dragging a whole take-out container of rice and beans into a dark alley. When it saw me looking at it, it got up on it's hind legs and hissed at me. I apologized and continued on my way.

There can be only one Cricket, Busy. And Genoa City already has her.