I was thinking the same thing. So what? 2 rich kids had dinner. They're probably just friends.

Your comment cracked me up so hard. Thank you for the laughs.

Is toilet water spray on your mouth worse than toilet water spray all over your privates because the damn toilet auto-flushes before you're done peeing?

I love this woman. She is just unapologetic and really just owns it.

I know!! I'm so mad at myself right now.

No. I never even mentioned rape or murder in my story.

I ran to my apartment, closed all the blinds and sat there with my skin crawling. Luckily, I live in a huge gated community and he picked me up at the front gate so he has no idea where exactly I live.

Chilling. I don't even know how people think that joking about murder and kidnapping is funny.

I too got dumped after the death of someone I loved because I was too sad to put on sexy lipstick, do my hair and act like a human barbie doll for some fool. And I'm sorry you had to see him behave like that right in front of you (was he looking for attention?) but my advice is, Ignore The Mofo. I work down the street…

Congrats. And no worries about your age. I got mine at 28 when I moved after living in NYC since I was a teen. It was scary at first and still is for me only 3 years later. Just be careful and trust yourself. I used to always think I'd mess up and cause an accident but confidence in your ability is key. Perhaps take a…

I went on a lunch date today. It was a second date but this time he wanted to pick me up and take me to his favorite restaurant. So I made a joke about getting into the car with a relative stranger and was like, just please don't kidnap me because my family has no ransom money or something silly to that effect.

Haha. I'm just seeing this. Glad you like the idea. These decorated little bobby pins for your hair with flowers or ribbons attached also work well. Enjoy accessorizing!

I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my mother 20+ years ago when I was a wee 5 year old and it still stings sometimes. I hope you feel better. It does get better. Hugs!

I say, go with the nude pumps or something you can easily wear after the wedding. Jazz it up with cute clip-on earrings. If you attach cute ones to the front of the shoe, you can get a pop of color that can be easily removed. Not boring at all. I wore big, orange flowers on my shoe to my aunt's wedding and they were…

Thanks. My mom is dead and it made me sad to see all the happy FB pics today. I hope you feel better.

Shouting out all the other motherless Jezzies. Sometimes today can be hard.

Exfoliate, Vitamin D (as in, sunshine), coconut oil and shea butter.

What is this new thing where you have to include a person's age when writing anything about them, even if the topic has nothing to do with their age?

YES! The moment when you realize that you're the only one to blame and be mad at for staying with someone who made you feel like shit and took advantage of you.

Haha. I felt and still feel the same way. But it can be decent.