“Cook it until it’s thick enough to hold a G.I. Joe figurine posed to look like he was sinking in “quicksand,” which in this case is in fact oatmeal.”

Already answered a similar question but this will get to you directly. I have 26,000 miles on it and nearly 3 years. A few new England road trips (never during winter though) were all very comfortable. I’ve had to replace two tires because of bad flats - but that was circumstance.

Oh man, new rule of thumb: if you see a Model X with a “26.2” sticker on the back, fucking haul ass out of there because if you get sucked into that ‘check out how great I am’ conversation, you will not escape. Not without a felony charge, at any rate.

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