frick, i can't believe i spelled favre's name wrong, or did i?

@slytleestalkingsloee: Profit?

@Steve U: What's the difference between the Trib pimping Farve and Deadspin?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You're right #markmcgwire

I'd watch Lou Dobbs, his skin looks really soft, but not if he's with Kitty Pilgrim. Uck.

The Domedog might not be the biggest wiener in the Metrodome after all.

IF I hear the Fucking word Favre one more Fucking time, I might have to Fucking Favre myself in the fucking Favre.

Bob Barr.

What goes around comes around.

Raiders fans have some new competition.

When exactly does the Cash for Clunkers offer expire?

Be happy that someone still wants to see you naked. I think about all the hours I have wasted showering and peeing and changing my clothes in front of an open window, and nobody appreciates it.

Whoever wins this year's tiebreaker will earn the right to WIN in four games to the Yankees. Fuck Ya.