Poor Barron. He doesn’t deserve any of this.

John Waters had this one right the other night when he said, “I hate people that say, ‘I’m leaving the country’, go ahead, no one cares!”

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Thank you. And really, what do people expect? It’s a religious institution. I grew up Catholic, and while this is nothing to many Catholics, it is a big something to many Catholics as well. For a devout person, being able to be “forgiven” by the priest that might have known them their entire life is a far more…

i get the snark, but really, for women of faith, this is a huge deal to them. Right or wrong, they feel like they’ve sinned and need forgiveness. This is a good thing. This is one of those moments where we can step out of our bubble a little bit and understand the progress that this is for faithful Catholics.

Jewish people have been warning everyone about this for the last decade, and literally nobody listened. This shit has been happening across Europe out in the open for quite some time. Now it’s out in the open here, too. But everyone just wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and tell Jews that our problems…

We call that Freedom Foam.

What? No, I’ve become a million times more forgiving of people who annoyed me previously because none of it matters to me anymore. What part of that did you think was a joke?

I’ve literally lost my annoyance for anyone that voted for Hillary. That co-worker I think is kind of an asshole but posted an article about how we can’t normalize Trump? We’re cool. That roommate my boyfriend had who used his OCD as an excuse to be a terrible person (bro, I get that you need to throw away anything…

I need a ruling on the proper use of “You’r.” It is not a typo, he used it twice. My guess is you use it when you are too dumb to know if it should be “your” or “You’re.”

My desire to only work with female professionals only deepens and solidifies everytime a story like this comes up.

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

If their values are centered on racism, white supremacy, bigotry, and homophobia I couldn’t care less how undervalued they feel. I’m not going to try to empathize with my oppressors and it’s disgusting for people to be suggesting this is what I need to do.

I’ll treat President Trump with the same respect the Republicans treated President Obama and their willingness to unify. How’s that for fair?

Since our resident lyricist arewemenoramidevo appears to have dismissed my response to a comment she left about my Debbie Downer gif — in lyrics, natch — I’m reposting my response to her to you instead (not sure why she can dish it but not take it):

All female comedians secretly belong to a race of immortal warriors. The last remaining one will gain unimaginable powers.

Why do people always pit female comedians against each other as if there can only be one?

As a non-american who has been devouring the news in four different european languages, trust me when I say other countries are gutted, shocked, terrified, angry and everything but happy or indifferent about President Trump

I generally agree, but it’s hard to find another song of his that’s more appropriate for this particular moment. I mean, Smokey Life? really? I don’t think “light enough to let it go” is what most of us are feeling right now.