I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Thanks. We have been listening to a lot of Dylan this week and crying. Rec: with god on our side...

My husband refers to that as “winning the game.” I’m not sure what game that is, but it sounds gross.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

Trump is like...fucking indestructible. It’s amazing actually. If any other candidate (particularly Democrats/ Progressives) had done 1/4 of the shit he’s done their careers would be over and they’d be laughing stocks for the rest of their lives.

Of millennials who voted, they overwhelmingly voted Clinton. Not sure why you’d assume the ones proactive enough to protest are not also the same ones who actually went out and voted.

nah

There is truly no upside to this election.

Don’t worry, Amy Schumer and Whoopi Goldberg aren’t leaving the country.

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

I am THIS close to writing to my parents (who voted Clinton) an email to forward to every family friend who knows me and voted for Trump, that they are never welcome in my life again. That I, despite being a white straight woman, am scared shitless. That I will never forgive them for what they did to my LGBT friends,…

I’ve been telling every Trump voter in my life that any time a right is taken away from me, my quality of life drop, my insurance goes up, they will know about it.

You know what pisses me off? I know a LOT of people who are fucking rich white Southerners who haven’t felt SHIT for pain from the recession. Their kids aren’t on meth. They haven’t lost their jobs. They’re just assholes who want smaller government because that means they’ll pay less taxes. Those people tipped…

But... but economics! Rust Belt! We don’t understand Middle America, and need to relate to their pain and feel sympathy regardless of how much pain they happily inflict on anyone else! Oh and not hurt their feelings by pointing that out!

*Glare*

Congratulations to all the fucking idiots who voted for this man despite being a racist, bigot, Islamaphobic, homophobic, misogynistic piece of shit.

It means that Trump was not the choice of the majority of American voters. It means that for the second time in 16 years, a Republican president has been chosen against the democratic will of the people. It means that Donald Trump cannot honestly claim a mandate to rule according to his whims. It means that calls for…

No fucking shit.

He DID NOT GET THE MOST VOTES. Hillary Clinton did. She has every right to be sitting in the White House today, meeting with Michelle and Barack, enjoying the act of planning the future of our planet and our children.

I never thought election results could make me cry and feel like I’m at a funeral. That’s how I feel right now, as if someone dear to me has died.