I am 37 years old and, for the first time since I’ve become a legal adult, I have a positive net worth. After 11 years of paying down a house worth of student loans and socking away for retirement I finally am worth a few hundred dollars more than my debts.  I’m still going to be paying off these damn law school loans…

This isn’t clever or witty, but I play the questions game. Every question they ask gets a question as a response. Why do you ask? But doesn’t that mean...? What ABOUT the whites? PC Police... what’s that? If I’m feeling bitchy I’ll eventually work them into a corner where they have to admit their prejudice or…

Damn, early SNS today.

I turned twenty-one, commenters! Woke up on the bathroom floor.

Ahhh I want to nibble those cheeks! (In a non-creepy way, obvs.)

I got a job as an adjunct! 

Hey Jezzies, Craft Thread!

Next weekend I will be with my husband’s Trump supporting relatives. Give me your best come backs for when they ask me what I think of Trump and why Ido not like him and what about the whites and why am I the PC police, etc.

Posting here because why not. I’m turning 31 today. In the last year I divorced from my emotionally abusive husband, moved in an apartment alone, lost my job and had to deal with the fact that I feel really lonely. My family lives on another continent and making friends in LA is super hard. Plus I’m poor and worried…

What QTs! Here are my pupperinos:

This is Ollie, he’s 14. He was living at the homeless hostel I used to live at and moved with me when I moved into my own place, love him to pieces. 

Wow. This is so early. Yay! I get to procrastinate earlier tonight.

I can tell these people are fucking idiots, as well as evil. Is it somehow easier to work for ICE than for other agencies or something?

Where's the outrage from the "pro life" camp camp?

MAGA: Majorly Aggressive Gestapo Agents.

“And then Jesus said: ‘I do not care that thee wife is about to give birth to your child. Thee be in Galilee without proper paperwork. There is no room for compassion for anyone who has done anything wrong, let alone step foot on land that they’ve not been granted the right to do.”

When power shifts in 4 years, we should deport anyone who worked for ICE.

Fucking Nazi Brown Shirts.

This shit is ridiculous and has got to stop. This is not justice for anyone on any level. I’m becoming more and more embarrassed that this is my country.

I seriously hope you don’t get killed or maimed. I know many of the writers skew my age, but how many of y’all truly get the title reference?