Spot on. Conte has Italy looking like one of the 2 or 3 best teams in the tournament and people were saying this was the worst Italian team in 50 years. He’s running circles around his opposition with guys like Emanuele fucking Giaccherini. It’s not an accident.

We don’t want to play with England.

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

England, a nation of some 50 million and the most prestigious league in the world, were just beaten by Iceland, a country of 330,000 and no professional football league.

It seems more like it was about sexism. The weaker animals, equality, etc..., it showed that the weaker side can be sinister also in the end. (although I didn’t hear the words privilege or rape), kids loved it though

I know this is a joke, but Towns is technically eligible for Team USA. He played for the Dominican team when he was 16. Per FIBA regulations, a player who played for a national team before age 17 is eligible to switch their national team with the approval of each country's basketball federation.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Damn you’re right.

Looking like a young Drew Magary.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

I would say more Sergio Ramos-esque (I swear he aimed a penalty shootout kick against Bayern Munich in 2012 for the third level of the Bernabeu).

Burke attempting to climb the north face of Mt Take.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

Sounds like someone’s jealous they keep getting their pegging requests rejected

I'm sure this kid has never tortured an animal for his own amusement.

I’m a Kings fan and even I’m behind the #FreeBoogie movement. Fuck this shit

Just what Sacramento needs: Another flavor of batshit crazy.

The best part of this Cleveland championship: JR Smith is an NBA CHAMPION.

In early 2003 I got back into NBA ball after a long hiatus (I’d spent my childhood watching Bird’s Celtics but fell out of sports fandom in my teen years and into my early twenties). That spring, I saw an ESPN Magazine cover with some dude on it, labeling him the future of basketball. Curious, I picked it up, and read…