Let me guess: You’re an Arsenal fan who has been a fan of the team for less than 5 years and for some reason has adopted the “I hate Tottenham like I have lived in England my whole life” thing. Grow up. This Spurs team is very good and deserve to be written about, just like Arsenal should be when they fire Wenger and…

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

Jesus, people.

If Curry’s ankle/knee are really bad, you can add “no shot of winning and may as well stop showing up”

“All I did was ask a stupid question.”

Isn’t it she is losing her form either a) she has always been like that, and her disguise is just that

ESPN Cameraman: Hold on while I center the hot chick in the frame and follow her instead of Curry

Pretty simple math. .15% of $53,000 = $80.

The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

Westbrook should really have set a better example for that heckler’s grandson.

Nah, fuck all that. THE MESSIAH IS HERE HYPE TRAIN ALL ABOARD

That was just him being gritty.

Last week, he hadn't been there before...

I think it is early to say he has “legit star” potential. I guess it depends on what level of star you are thinking. One level beyond the Donovan/Dempsey level? Yes I can see that. But true top 10 international player kind of star? I haven’t seen anything to say that is in the cards. But I’m not saying it is…

Is anyone actually crazy for thinking he could be the first legit American star? Wouldn’t any other nation be just as hype about a 17 year old starting and scoring goals for the second best team in Germany?

Did he smile for too long and piss off Goose and the Keepers of the Unwritten Rules?

Look at the guns on him. He could do it holding the dad holding the baby.

The game wasn’t over at the time. How many times have you seen NBA teams lose with 2 seconds left on the clock.

Omg are you a Pittsburger? The “yinz” made me cry harder (favorite expression of my late grandmother).