Except that it punches their ticket to the Champions League next year. A ticket they otherwise have no way of getting.

It’s more than that. An automatic spot in next year’s champions league group stage comes with winning the “second-tier trophy”

Klopp fucking rules.

It’s going to be quite some time before this idiotic grin leaves my face.

I feel like that first commentator was quiet after his incredibly awful rendering of “golaaaaa-so” because he was shocked and embarrassed that he had tried and failed to do such a thing.

I think he’s ok? If you look close, you can just make out his feet headed toward the corner flag celebration at the end of the clip.

“Okay, Jeff, you head it the wrong direction then run into a pole.

Just like United crushed Sunderland, Newcastle and Watford this year? Or like they crushed ‘boro in the FA Cup this year?

um...what happened to the guy with the original header back across goal? He ran into a post behind goal and looks like he might be dead now

In the 25ish years I’ve been going to Dodger Stadium — or any ballpark besides Chase, really — I never once yearned for a pool.

Villa’s owner used to own the Browns, so I guess it’s fitting that he exported the Factory of Sadness across the pond.

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

What the fuck is a benghzi?

here’s to hoping he did

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

Another Hal McRae highight:

Hot take comin’ in!

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Some perhaps but there are around 15,000 active racehorses (2012 numbers) in training in the UK how many would have been bred if not for the sport? These horses are generally treated extremely well (there have been some notable exceptions where trainers have been banned).