Probably more skillful, but that’s not the conversation (and I’m much better at hitting a curler or a knuckler than I am kicking it 100 yards). I’m arguing most don’t have the power to kick it that far off a punt and if they do it’s going to the corner flag and not the net

I can probably kick a football about 55-60 yards on a low arc?

I think it’s reasonable to assume that unless your handle is ChrisKluwe a Deadspin commenter doesn’t have the talent of a semi-pro keeper. Also, I still think you’re over estimating if you include the pace needed to get it there before the defenders but thats tough to prove

I’ve played soccer for 26 years, including in college. You are over-estimating your ability to kick a ball accurately 110 yards off of a punt. I doubt you could do that part of it, add in that the goalie above did it with enough pace to not allow the defenders to catch up to it.

Wait i’m in my office now. Should there be pokemon in here?

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

Well that explains why the story isn’t “Ronaldo has goal and an assist and shockingly leads Portugal to Euro Final on the same day Messi gets 21 months for tax evasion”

Do you actually just hate soccer but Deadspin makes you write about it? It feels like you never enjoy anything

I’m 31 and it’s definitely the Gulf War. Most distinctly, I remember watching the Giants Bills Superbowl with Whitney singing the national anthem and all of the news around the war.

In the non-juicing era 35+ HRs was considered an elite power hitter.....

Re: Token Caveat - a lot of surgeons, first responders, soldiers, etc. are assholes too

Found the guy voting for Trump everyone! Just look for the piece of shit in the comment section and it’s easy to find them

Counterpoint: No

You wanna drink out of a shit colored cup, you go right ahead internet gender neutral person. I think there’s an internet video for you too. It’s got two other girls in it!

I don’t know, I am perfectly okay with the red and blue party system.

I hope if the French win, they lead their fans in the Helm’s Deep Chant with the Iceland fans out of respect and to appease the angry gods

It was a Negro League throwback night my man.

I was going with Baggio circa ‘94 World Cup.

Quarter of an inch the other way you would’ve missed completely Bombay

“flu” game. love that we still call it that when everyone knows he was hung over