My guess is he ends up in Portland when the Blazers lose Aldridge. This probably sounds insane but come back to me when it happens.

you’re one of those special people who gave me free pancakes on spring break and tried to explain the evolution isn’t real because I can’t put a trashcan in my garage and expect a corvette in a week.

Actually guns do kill people. Its the point of a fucking gun. A gun that doesn’t kill something is a broken gun

“Major Coach Killer” should be the name of your kid’s garage alt-rock band where they have one kid who actually has talent and one day will go one to bigger things, one kid has the nice house and will go to college with his parent’s money and the other two are just there to bang on things and eat a pizza bagel and…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can’t wait til they make a bigger deal over rape, assault, drunk driving, and the eventual prescribed narcotics problem that most get trying to deal with injuries than they do over some weed to get over anxiety.

He clips the shoulder on the guy’s head. I think that’s why he went down, but I agree it’s a no call

Yeah no more Thrashers, let’s talk about teams that really matter, like the Whalers

I can't tell if you're a troll, just indifferent to hockey, or Drew Magary's shirt

Drew is the worst.

Now this is a fantastic headline

No wonder North Korea is hiding and not letting anyone in, South Korea has guys that can flip bats at light speed

Gary Anderson making a 21 yard chip shot in 1999 NFC championship game. Randy Moss gets to stomp on the Broncos and they never run him out of Minneapolis

Barry Bonds being able to throw an even marginally accurate toss home to get a geriatric Sid Bream at the plate. Pirates win the pennant and maybe Bonds’ head stays the same size

Because you don’t know the rules of basketball? Ball was stripped. If the opposing team contacts the ball then it’s not a double dribble.

That actually isn't how it works in practice though. The books will move the line to encourage action one way or the other to attempt to get it to 50/50. In this case they didn't move the line enough and I think 82% of all bets and 77% of the money was on Duke at tip, despite the line moving (#s from the ESPN article)

I'm glad I'm not the only 30 year old with this experience

7-9 with a rookie qb, lost our best player after a few games because he's an asshole but looked like he may have played, had cap room and decent draft pics, a good OL, and an improving defense and a coach that isn't Brad Childress. It wasn't super bowls but it was looking up.