Proceeds of this House Party go toward personal breast exams

yeah but bro... Do you even lift?

The meeting went ok. The old man told me to take any rug in the house

Do you even discipline bro? http://life.familyeducation.com/baby/disciplin…

do you remember that article?

#firstworldproblems

Meh, it's comment blotter. You should be happy the commenter knows what the triangular trade was instead and made a joke based on the story. He/she could be wholly ignorant and racist like a lot of the other commentors and have no sense of history or humor. You gotta be a little thicker skinned than that if you're…

He had to resign for this?

There is a whole lot of hate for this play. Can't we just agree that it's awesome and hysterical? The No Fun League is churning out a lot of no fun fans

this is a test

I don't recline for leg room because I'm not tall. I recline because my back kills sitting straight up in those soft seats. I also get air sick so try to fall asleep as quickly as possible so I don't puke on the guy next to me. The guy paid for his seat, his comfort matters no less than a guy who always sits next to…

Right there with you.... I haven't been this excited about the team since Peterson got drafted (I hate Bret Favre, so those years don't count). I'm scared.

I can't watch the video above, but she told the story on the Brilliant Idiots podcast. That podcast is great and is basically the commentary for most deadspin articles.

Agreed. The last train leaving before midnight is awful because they fill up and you may have to wait several trains, especially during the playoffs when games start a little later for TV. I think after the 2012 run they addressed it partiallyy by having more trains ready. I grew up rooting for the Twins and Pirates…

I was at the game and I would say that when Storen gave up 3 runs in the top of the 7th (around 930 PM) to make it 5-1 a lot of fans started heading out. Before that it was 90% Nationals fans but by the end there were at least as many Mets fans. DC is definitely not a zealous sports base but in my experience since I…

I think the one that ended Puckett's career was retaliation. Not positive

I just went ahead and +1 all of your responses because you are the only one who seems to know what they are talking about. kudos.

Are you too stupid to read all 7 sentences? I said charge them both. Also since you used Solange as an example, Jay was the example of how to handle the situation. He restrained her and kept himself safe. I could very well be wrong here, but I doubt breaking this girl's face was necessary to keep himself safe. Also I…

You wanna know how you're supposed to act when a girl loses her shit? Watch the video of Solange and Jay-z. She's batshit and he walks away without knocking her ass out.

hi troll, can I cross this bridge? promise there are bigger goats on their way