"Lisa, Jim and I are attracted to one another. I hid the truth from you and Don because I thought it would hurt you. I was clearly right. Now that everybody knows everything, Jim is going to stop hiding in New Hampshire and I'm not going to run away to Africa because we're ADULTS."—if Maggie had her shit together

I distinctly hope Will attempts to kill Hannibal next week. They can set it up like Red Dragon, but subvert it at the last minute with Will actually winning. Jack Crawford can appear and stop Will in the nick of time.

Apparently the original Japanese name, Money Tigers, and the international name, Dragons' Den, weren't good enough.

Pilots are all episodes of a show called "Pilots."

I know it's not a good show, but for some reason I don't even care. It puts me in a good mood.

Look, Michael Swift is gone, Frank is gone, Dev is gone, Ellis is gone. This is progress.

I think the guy locked in an armory has a better chance than the rest of us.

He never was a television man. He was a GE man. He invented the trivection oven, after all.

Ron Cadillac, the Cadillac King of New York. You know, Malory's husband.

If Community gets canned as well, then maybe they can write their own show. Premiering Fall 2014 on ABC, Nat Faxon has a Rash.

This is nothing against Aidan Quinn and Jon Michael Hill, but I feel the series would actually be umproved if they were demoted to recurring, not starring, characters. The requirement that Sherlock solve (or commit) a crime every week will become a hindrance sooner rather than later. If desperate for a third regular…

This is nothing against Aidan Quinn and Jon Michael Hill, but I feel the series would actually be umproved if they were demoted to recurring, not starring, characters. The requirement that Sherlock solve (or commit) a crime every week will become a hindrance sooner rather than later. If desperate for a third regular…

There's one beer on the table. One.

There's one beer on the table. One.

This episode may have had the best single set of guest stars I've ever seen. They just kept building (Florence Henderson? Gayle King?) until Kermit the Frog as the pièce de résistance.

This episode may have had the best single set of guest stars I've ever seen. They just kept building (Florence Henderson? Gayle King?) until Kermit the Frog as the pièce de résistance.

I can't blame you for not noticing, but this was the 6th Annual Jimmy V Week for Cancer Research on ESPN. The Jimmy V Men's Basketball Classic was on at the same time as Go On last night. I don't know if this was a paid link or if The V Foundation happens to be a charity Matthew Perry especially supports, but I doubt…

I can't blame you for not noticing, but this was the 6th Annual Jimmy V Week for Cancer Research on ESPN. The Jimmy V Men's Basketball Classic was on at the same time as Go On last night. I don't know if this was a paid link or if The V Foundation happens to be a charity Matthew Perry especially supports, but I doubt…

Not too early Parks and Rec, which was an Office clone until well into season 2.

Not too early Parks and Rec, which was an Office clone until well into season 2.