…But wouldn't "uncut" mean that he did still have the cord?

…So was I the only one who noticed that Hoju (good callback, admittingly) didn't have an umbilical cord? Between that & the attempt to kill Maggie, that's a demon baby, I tells ya. Average episode overall, btw.

The funniest part is that while it was probably meant as a euphemism, you just know that Kurt is type of guy who would actually try & land a plane with his penis at least once just to show off.

Not me. I gave up after Season 3 & never regretted it after it started being even more erratic when it came to quality. Glee Rummy sounds like a fun game on paper, but having to watch every single card as it unfolds can take its toll on a man.

Holy s***, didn't Grand Theft Auto V just predict this? There's a radio ad in it advertising a show where millionaires race to see who can get into space first…Race to Pluto, I think…

Hank Hill from King of The Hill around post-2000 when the showrunners changed, at least in my book. Actually, that might be more of a "Most Annoying" case, since Hank suddenly would up in a full Mary Sue/Black Hole Sue role. But still, by that point he was pretty much stuck in Permanent Boy Scout Mode, & got pretty…

Just one of the best bits of the night. It might just be a shout out, but it honestly acts as another little bit that makes Ooo feel like a perfect Future Imperfect (if that makes sense, where their culture is built off of the remains of our pop culture.

I want to throw out the possibility of Betty being involved in all of this somehow. Granted, it can come off as too much of a coincidence, but Betty somehow mutating into a sentient mass of gum that helps him & eventually becomes the object of his affection just makes sense…kinda.

We do have Fox, of course, but the CRTC's simultaneous substitution rules make it so that if an episode is simultaneously airing on an American channel & a Canadian affiliate at the same time, the Canadian channel's feed will be shown, even if you're watching the American channel, where it just sort of takes over.…

Well, because you brought both of them up, I am now legally required to show you this picture of BMO & Catbug in little crimefighting outfits. There is at least a 43% chance that you will contract diabetes from this. Totally worth it, though.

And I checked, nowhere in the lyrics do the letters "d-o-g" show up connected in any way. There is a mention of "God", which would have counted if spelled backwards, but it didn't, so we can all sleep easy tonight knowing that Steve's encyclopedic knowledge of '90s hip-hop & R&B songs helped him out of a jam & into a…

The only flaw I had with this episode was the disappointment in knowing that, alas, Snake 'n Bake will never be a real reality show.

What about Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, where the titular character gets their arm gashed by a cheap shot from a knife, & fixes the wound by actually tying their veins back together using just their hand?? Or when he fixes his heart simply by punching it back into working again? Or the warden, whose medicine solely…

Tina: I didn't burn down the adjuster's house! It was the butterfly, I tell you! The butterfly!
Police: She's crazy, boys. Get the taser.

Tina: I didn't burn down the adjuster's house! It was the butterfly, I tell you! The butterfly!
Police: She's crazy, boys. Get the taser.

Indeed. Props to it for delivering a great Invasion of The Body Snatchers homage as well, along with a ton of neat easter eggs.

Indeed. Props to it for delivering a great Invasion of The Body Snatchers homage as well, along with a ton of neat easter eggs.

Well, I'm a bit torn…On one hand, this issue of Adventure Time was extremely clever, well-written, gleefully reminded me of Jason Shinga's Meanwhile &, as mentioned here, possibly one of their best.

Well, I'm a bit torn…On one hand, this issue of Adventure Time was extremely clever, well-written, gleefully reminded me of Jason Shinga's Meanwhile &, as mentioned here, possibly one of their best.

I can't think of anything on TV that saddened me more than seeing Tracy Jordan sadly replace the money he was saving up for his Chainsaw Hat with a plain ol' kid's college fund. "The dream…Is over." I sadly realized. But thankfully, fate intervened by the end & by gum, now the dream lives again, with the hopes that we…