The.Fuck.It.Doesn’t.

the Journal of the Whills—remember that?

Wild theory..? The working title for the first movie was “Journal of the Whills: The Star Wars”, which was shortened down to “Star Wars” as “Whills” was renamed “the Force”.
And the early drafts started out with a decrepit droid talking to kids in a temple, telling them of his early days.

Soooo, then R2 knew Vader was Luke’s father... and just didn’t bother to tell him?

Roscoe Lee Browns? The Narrator from my 33 1/3 Star Wars story book plus vinyl record that I still have from way-back-when?

So is there going to be a definite end to the whole saga in episode IX? Are they building towards that? Like a happily ever after sort of deal?

...R2-D2 is always so heroic, Taylor writes. He saves the lives of pretty much every major character in all six movies, and he never makes a single mistake. In a saga that’s full of flawed characters who screw up constantly, Artoo is always right.

It makes sense. Star Wars is and Opera and takes a lot of thematic inspiration from Greek theatre. C-3PO and R2-D2 are meant to be the Greek chorus who are always the ones telling the audience the story. That's also why they are essential in every film as audience surrogates.

Prior to 2012, I would have said that it was probably more than just a theory. Now, it’s just a theory, albeit a good one.

“mistake”

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

I am praying that somehow, some way the Giants find a way to sign him.