sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

So facefucking and male ejaculation are banned too?

Yes, I believe that false accusations happen. But they are way, way rarer than most people seem to believe. Misogynists will latch onto these occasional cases and try to insist that it's commonplace, and it isn't.

I don't think this is an outlandish question. There had to be a contingency plan for people physically harming him past his willingness or ability to tolerate it. If he had been simply beaten up by someone, we wouldn't hesitate to ask more questions about why no one intervened or why he didn't cry out.

I know a completely vile pathological liar who once went as far as fooling her friends she was dying of cancer for three months. One time she accused a close friend of mine of rape which due to him having an alibi (thank god) he was never officially charged with. He was threatened with violence, had to delete all…

I'm curious as to whether anyone writing for, commenting on, or even just reading Jezebel actually believes that anyone makes false allegations of rape, ever. It doesn't seem that way, historically speaking (comments-wise): if you say it happened, then it happened, no matter what, and anyone questioning the validity…

I'm kinda struggling to understand how one goes from completely nonviolent straight to outright KOing your wife.

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

My mother is very loud. I got yelled at once in middle school because my parents came down and I said "Did you have a good time?"

My parents built our house when I was young. Their bedroom is on one end of the house, and the kid's rooms are clustered on the opposite end. This was not an accident.

Meh. I expected worse

I have broken not one, but three wine glasses in my tub. Each time, I fished out the pieces and continued my bath—which then included the spilled wine—feeling like motherfucking Dionysus. Team Tub Drinking forever.

Man, having external genitalia sounds dangerous.

Having planned a full wedding when you aren't even dating is pretty fucking stupid. I would be embarrassed to have a friend who did this. They should be embarrassed to exist.

Yeah, I'm not convinced Canada needs extremely harsh sentencing for the majority of crimes, and mandatory minimum sentences are complete crap for anything but serious crimes like murder, violent assault and rape.

It's not, it's "Heater" !

Some of the shortlisted words: "klittra," "pulla," "selfa."

While I commend Soloway's dedication, I agree with Kohan here. You can bring someone qualified on in a consultant role to make sure you get the details/emotional aspect right. I mean, Shonda Rimes isn't a doctor, but she sure writes medical dramas well.