Yoplait should just star re-labeling that crap they call yogurt. "Yoplait artificially-flavored really fucking sweet kind of cultured dairy product diet food aggressively marketed to ladies" is much more appropriate.

I fucking hate pumpkin spice. That is all.

What's really baffling to me is how the Ebola outbreak in West Africa has been known for months now and up until a couple of days ago people were just being asked if they might have caught Ebola when entering other countries, including the US.

Nothing is worse than Subway. Nothing.

Which part did you find to be more coherent? Was it the part about having a microchip implanted in her brain or was it the part about her dad ordering "them" to implant the chip?

As the child of someone with severe mental illness… they can sound pretty coherent a lot of the time. My mother used her voice to tell me when I was about six that I was the product of rape. By the time I was 15 it was up to three men gang raping her when I was conceived.

Given that Bynes also stated that the microchip in her brain made her accuse her father of molestation, I'd say that it'd probably be prudent to remember that she is very unwell and that those accusations are not coming from someone who appears to have a strong grasp on reality right now. She may indeed have been…

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

"Involuntary psychiatric holds are difficult and intrusive and being tricked into one could possibly be more devastating than anything else."

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.

For a second, I thought it said

You're asking this on a website that took MRAs from being a weird little corner of the internet that only the most dedicated Internet People even knew existed, to being a movement beginning to get national recognition?

the users know that anyone can see the photos. It's not like there's privacy settings on instagram.

It's hard to tell whether this is a legit confession or part of her mental illness. As I recall obsessively Tweeting about people, calling them ugly and accusing them of sexual misconduct was part of the behavior that got her hospitalized in the first place. Her parents are also claiming they've been trying to get her…

the first paragraph is unfairly judging the judge - just because something should be illegal doesn't make it illegal - the ruling sounds like the evidence suggested that while the photographer was definitely taking pictures intended to be "upskirts" he was simply taking normal public photographs of the public that…

Agreed. I hate the result, but judges can't convict someone for legal behavior, no matter how creepy it is. Imagine how fucked up that would be if they could.

Pack Palin sounds like it could be the next grandchild.

Of course it was a white limo. Of. Course.

I'll give them this, they would have been hilarious in the White House.