Can't she just dump ice water on the guy with ALS or something. I read about that a few weeks ago on the internet.

I'm not really surprised by this. Swinging, the sort of Christianity that maintains that God is very concerned about universal adherence to gender norms (and that he wants you to get rich by investing in real estate! "Come to our prosperity seminar after Brothers of the Word and Ladies Bible Study and Fellowship") and…

So... it is a sexually transmitted conversion?

Those guards knew exactly what was going on and what was going to happen.

that's definitely true! I'm not humorless though. You can disagree but you'd be wrong. I just think people should be allowed to discuss whatever they want as long as they do so reasonably.

The craziest part is apparently I'm an asshole having a rage stroke because I direct quoted the OP. Like, fucking really right now?

I totally, 100% agree with everything you've said.

I was trying not to respond to the grays and you'd already been promoted. I see some other person with a similar lack in sense of humor already ungreyed a lot of the really disgusting ones.

There's a lot of people being THAT PERSON here. Also, we don't know enough about their relationship to pass the kind of judgement you're passing. For example, he's "afraid" of their guinea pigs... yet they have guinea pigs. Don't you think that he's using a little bit of hyperbole here?

Sorry, I don't feel sorry for Ms "I'm in prison and I have 5 kids already" being talked into a tubal ligation. Couldn't they find anyone slightly sympathy generating?

I was fine with her body regardless of her weight, but holy shit, if we get enough people making catty comments will she do something about that hair?

What the fuck was she ever an icon of? Unhealthy eating, racism?

As long as I have Martha, I have no need for Paula. But, butter? Butter can always stay.

Spain Aborts Plan to Ban Abortion

I'm glad this effort failed. I mean, I understand that Spain is virtually-problem free and, you know, idle hands and all that but just because there aren't any actual problems in Spain doesn't mean that they should devote their time to trying to deal with the non-existent problem of women having too much reproductive…

"Children that age do not understand the consequences of their statements and their actions."

"See our ad in Golf Magazine."

Agree. The headline tropes "Love is Dead", "____ (fill in beautiful female celebrity) Is Your BFF", and "You're Doing It Wrong" could all be immediately retired.

Youtube the episode of No Reservations where all these buddies of Tony Bourdain teach about how to make certain basic things, including an omelette, spaghetti, a cheeseburger, lobster, and a roasted chicken. I'm including the chicken segment, but the whole episode is worth watching.

I'm tired of it being "so clever and funny" to be sooo modern that you can be proud to not know how to do basic shit. Roasting is a basic as hell cooking skill and cooking is a basic as hell survival skill. Yes. Everybody SHOULD know how to roast/cook basic things because adults don't live off chicken nuggets and…