This is a dumb fucking joke.

Looks to me like a case of asshole (swerving into them) on asshole (speeding recklessly, passing in a no passing zone, no safety clothing) crime.

Goodell: Two games!

There’s also a Volkswagen hidden in every Bentley ;)

Yes, each urinal cake features a picture of one.

I wonder if they’ve even seen a Routan in Wolfsburg.

Listen, it just gets worse. There’s also a Dodge Caravan hidden inside of every Routan ever shipped. Granted, that’s only, like, three vehicles, but it just keeps going downhill in Wolfsburg.

Hold on. I thought only internet debates go straight to Nazis and Hitler. How did Nazis end up on a printed note?

Your reading comprehension is only matched by your eloquence.

Was Volkswagen really the only automaker cheating on emissions regulations? If you truly believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

“Knowingly harm others”. Being a little dramatic? As I mentioned, sitting at 90 degrees for the duration of a flight causes me at minimum a week of severe back pain and I’m grateful flights built in the reclining capabilities or I’d be truly fucked. That said, do I just ram my seat back? Absolutely not. You always…

No, taking groceries from a store without paying for them is stealing. Using the features of a seat for which I have paid to sit during a flight is not.

If reclining is such an egregious, widely contemptible abuse of others’ personal space then why are seats allowed to recline.

You’ve reached an irrelevant conclusion here. While your argument may be logically valid, it still fails to address the issue in question, which is that reclining functionality is built into airplane seats, thus it is explicitly permitted and accepted by the airline.

Fuck that. Seat can go back? It goes back. Stop trying to make reclining a sin. I’ll check back there to make sure you aren’t 6’7” or disarming a bomb, but if those don’t apply I’m taking my 7 degrees of lean.

so your ability to do work easily trumps another passengers right to feel comfortable? Interesting thesis

People can try all they want to make reclining your seat seem like an asshole thing to do, but it’s not going to stick. People will continue to prioritize their own comfort over yours. We just need to accept that.

I feel like whenever a blog needs to generate action, it can just run an article about tipping servers or reclining airplane seats.