I hate how this is going to go down. The government will collect a huge fine, and the consumers will get jack shit. Here’s an idea, 500,000 cars at 30k is 15B. Make the 7.2B an even 10B and give the consumers a cash payout for their trouble. They’ll probably be mostly fine, and go along on their merry way.

I think if the fix involves a Engine Management change that lowers my HP and MPG that I would be more upset than that I bought a car that lied to me about emissions. At that point, that’s where the deceit would affect most customers. There are far more people who purchase based on HP MPG than on clean diesel.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

ALL THE “THEY’RE USING THE SILENT COUNT” JOKES

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Wait. A Sandy Hook truther? There is such a thing?

Ronda is currently dating alleged domestic abuser Travis Browne, hangs out with convicted rapist Mike Tyson, is a Sandy Hook truther, described a transgendered woman as “chopping her pecker off,” and referred to Cris Cyborg as an it...but yeah, she’s cool!

Can’t you miserable people be happy he’s making that kind of money?

Just to be clear..Mayweather is dogshit and he deserves to suffer, and I really don’t know anything about Rousey, but...

Thanks, Seventeen, God knows there aren’t enough avenues encouraging teenagers to act like sociopaths.

1. Welcome Mr. Westbrook!

Come on now. If Kane has a friend who is a COP and he has aware of Kane’s actions and failed to stop them or report them, then don't you think that's newsworthy?

Between this and the news of ISIS using chemical weapons, I feel like someone in the U.S. government is tactically leaking intelligence in order to build the case for increased military intervention.

I don’t think it’s that shortsighted. He was set to make $585,000 this year, and assuming he now is forfeiting the $600 for the plane ticket (and would’ve surely received remuneration absent the punch) brings the total to $585,600. If we assume lost future salary of, say $1 mil a year for say 10 years (being quite…

I missed the punchline.

You think this is funny, but will it still be funny when the Jets are signing Ryan Fitzpatrick to a 3 year/$30m contract this off season, after he has a 3500/18/10 season?

Saying he was sucker punched implies Smith didn’t throw any punches which I find hard to believe. Most likely he threw some but most of them landed 10 yards past Enemkpali or out of bounds.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.