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Jim Jordan, THE Ohio Abuse Ignorer

My kid once faced a team called the “Bohicas.”

Parents are unruly, so we’ll need a couple good kids with guns from now on.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

Nah, that other group was wearing cargo shorts and Under Armor shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. This one is wearing cargo shorts and cotton t-shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. Totally different aesthetic.

As an experienced travel baseball parent, whenever you play a team with a name like “Explosion” or “Thunder” or “Crushers”, the parents and coaches will most likely be a gaggle of douchebags.

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

I mean, most women can’t even grow a decent sports mustache.

It’s 9 AM on the Superior Coast. If you and Leach weren’t so lazy, you’d already be back to us.

That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

Yeah, I guess you would have to be supremely incompetent to end up headbutting during gentle sex.

Nope, just that a guy with a BA starting with a 1 should probably watch any pitches he takes, like pro players usually would. To stare blankly in lalaland while suffering the worst season of your career and potentially ever is just laziness.

Yeah, they also usually watch the pitches they take.

Wat if the third base coach is cute?

I have, but even when taking, hitters are still tracking the pitch, and certainly don’t spend their time staring at the third base coach.

Thanks, Mr. Showalter.

Which is funny, because I think every Caps fan was certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that the clock fuckup was somehow going to cost US the game.