lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

That is a shitload of teal. The 90s were a strange time.

So ... nobody came to the games because of the shit stadium. You just described Tampa Bay, and they’re (at least) working on fixing the stadium part of the equation. The rest of your post is Montreal Chamber of Commerce puffery.

Way to go! It can’t be an unwritten rule now that you’ve written that.

True Life: The Miami Marlins

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

Love to brag about being a racist

Don’t play dumb. It’s not a good look.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

The word ‘basketball’ is harmless, because it’s just a sport. Just like ‘murder’ is harmless because it’s probably just referring to a flock of crows.

Idiots like you.

Is there a sliding scale of how racist you’re allowed to be proportional to how expensive your seats are?

it’s sad that deadspin commenters see insulting you as more important than eliminating weight cuts

MMA Flanders

too upset for words

Can you tell us more about your high school sports experiences? I’m riveted.

Call me what you will, but I need to watch this dead eyes smile robot get knocked out in the first round. Part of me knows he’ll just flip himself back up and smile and say “he gave it his best and life is so special” and I’ll get upset all over again, but I needs it.

He should get that growth on his arm checked out.

Man, I can’t imagine being so young and in that kind of shape. Guess, I’ll just have to settle for being able to remember my address in my fifties.

They really went all out on a viral marketing campaign for the new X-Files season