That “your mom” joke was terrible

According to Wikipedia, Dave Portnoy (and Barstool Sports) are from Milton, Mass., a suburb of Boston.

Congratulations on showing everyone how much you don’t care about a website by continually commenting on it.

I mean, FWIW everyone should be protected from this kind of behavior. And I HATE these guys with a passion, but he’s not wrong. It would be a national story. But this isn’t a “poor white guy” issue, it’s a “fuck them, they’re all assholes” issue.

I know I am in the grays, but I work for a huge multinational and when I went to Barstool’s site, it was filtered by our IT department.

This Adam Smith guy needs to read his own books! After all, he’s the one who said, “consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production.”

It’s meant to hide the thinness of Satan’s cloven hoof like feet.

Joseph Abboud meets JNCO.

The woman he had who steamed his clothes for him is probably facing obstruction charges.

Hookers in Minneapolis are lovely, and they’ve been known to send you Christmas cards.

“Look, if the Rebels blow up the Death Star they’re just gonna brag about it, so I’m rooting for the Empire.”

All these “Always Sunny” references have to be the best part of Eagles in the SuperBowl.

Serious question: did you eat shit for dinner or was it your dessert? I only ask because your opinions sure do stink.

How’s the weather in Michigan today?

How many Pall Mall’s burned in the ashtray when you typed this?

Save it for your column, Mr. Couch.

are you mad on the internet

Honestly it’s like a cult listening to MSU fans on Detroit sports radio as they defend their football and basketball coaches

what did knees ever do to you?

Every time I go with my dad to a game he won’t shut up about how they should bring back those carts.