Not their retirement grease!!!

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

Yes, because Congress has passed laws ensuring that those agencies continue operations!

“No money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law;

What? The GOP using monetary manipulation and wrangling to undermine and ultimately destroy those things they deem as being ‘somebody else’s problem’?

There actually is no money today. It’s all a shell game.

I hope you realize that that’s not how laws work. There’s obviously money, there isn’t money they’re legally allowed to spend.

Let’s just shorten it to “Trump’s Plan to Keep National Parks Open During the Shutdown Could Be Disastrous.” 

I actually went to the North Rim Grand Canyon the day it reopened in 2013. I had never seen the Grand Canyon prior to this and I was basically a Midwestern kid who moved out West and hadn’t seen jack shit yet.

Needs a little more spice to be a true hot take. Keep working at it, son!

Only peripherally relevant but…

I feel so bad for this young man, his family, friends, and others near him.

I see the new KFC Colonel does not fuck around.

“Sadie Mae! Sadie Mae! That dang ol ref done throwed out one our boys from the Quicklane O’Brady’s Weedwhacker Dot.com Bowl! That is a insult to our sovereign dignity! Run go Google me Rand Paul’s phone numbah! And that bastard-ass ref’s too! Put down my nephew-son now and do it!”

Kentucky fan leaving a voice mail....

You know you have a full and rich life when you harass an official who you think blew a call in a completely meaningless football game. I hope these losers get kicked by a horse.

Always a grappling truther.

Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

Idk but that headlock was awesome

Damn Afflalo, you got Serb’d!