No it’s not.

...their home near the Taiwan border...

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Landed wrong and now his foot is on backwards.

Guy popping up in the white T-shirt is begging for a “That’s my fetish” meme.

Reading about human suffering is probably easier than watching it I guess but why even read about it if that’s the case? The article says it’s one of the most gruesome injuries is recent memory. So instead of just moving on to a page with puppies and rainbows you ask for people to describe the injury to you. To me…

Guessing his neck was fractured and he took his jaw in his own hand and twisted it, killing himself. Bleeding inside the cranium is typically much more delayed in terms of severe symptoms.

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

Yeah, but in context, Weiters has been crowding the batter zone all series. Happ hit him on a backswing. In the same inning as this, he interfered with a swing.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Don’t feel bad, Knights, when I was in high school it took a lot less than a Miracle to keep me from scoring.

OH shut the fuck up! Reading Wikipedia and a bunch of wannabe pilot forum posts doesn’t give you any legitimacy. You’ve never flown a fucking plane. Certainly never piloted and tried to land in strong crosswinds. Just stop with this armchair expert bullshit.

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

This must be all of the people Bill O’Reilly sexually assaulted.

Odds on when Fox News just has their female contributors go topless while spewing ignorant racist bullshit?

Get off my joke corner, bro!

Any different than a self-important dingus who spends all day making snarky comments on Deadspin?

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.