“You got off easy.” -JPP

Something of a break...another break...another break...Time for a break.

He played well, but we’ve seen it before at Stoke, Liverpool and Wigan! I know he’ll be fine and the club hasn’t had legitimate pace on the wings in the likes of him, Valencia (when fit) and Antonio in a long, long time.

Moses and Payet are a different world from the likes of Jarvis and Nolan. I’m trying to fight optimism with my absolute knowledge that things always go wrong for West Ham eventually ...

Moses has shown a ton of promise playing on the left wing for us tonight, but has had 2-3 maddening instances. 1.) The above, 2.) he broke in past a defender down the right, shot goes wide.

I like the promise, but can see being left mad at him more often than not.

Having gone to college at UB and attending a few Bills home games....they are quite the group of fans. I once saw a man sprinting full speed into the stadium to catch kick off, projectile vomit in at minimum a 6foot radius, only to get to the line, chug his beer, and walk inside. My body shuts down when I projectile…

Drunken tailgate shenanigans or elaborate interpretative dance forecasting the Bills season?

Pictured: Deadspin Editorial Process

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

The ironic part is the protest narrative is 100% fabricated. They do this because it is fun, not because riding your way into a wheelchair somehow shows up the “man.”

So riding these bikes through the city is illegal, but the police trying to stop the event are the bad guys?

The video is even better if you turn the sound down and pretend the ump just traded Votto to the Nats.

There’s getting squeezed, and there’s getting fucked.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Before I saw it was Simmons, I expected the first tweet to be “fuck yall, u faggot losers”

“Johnny, you cheated on the SATs.”

Oh yes, this is good kinja.

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…

“Luckily my friend got hit by a foul ball and had to go to GW Hospital, so I left in the 6th.”