No shit. Whatever happened to stopping when you clearly won

Blood Jort

HEEEEERREEE’S KRAMPUS! GET IN MY SACK!

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

There is nothing more Canadian than a fear of wide, open, empty space.

Point and mock, obvs.

This article could be the first in a series, in which Haisley writes about things he doesn’t know about, while insisting his lack of understanding is everyone else’s fault:
“Einstein Invents New Theory to Prop Up University Physics Departments”
“Woman Invents Female Orgasm to Boost Sales of Cosmo Magazine”
“Al Gore…

I like to think of Deadspin as a Reddit aggregator with accidental amateur journalism.

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.

traveling

Isn’t this in Belgium?

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

So she’s perfectly innocent even though she threw the first punch? I don’t think women should get a free swing, that’s not very equal.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

First, Imma gonna pitch a bitch makes a great point. Second, the idea that a person’s death only affects themselves is an immature and unrealistic argument, and the clearest sign the person talking doesn’t understand death. You don’t evaporate and cease to physically exist when you die — you leave behind a corpse that…

Did the baby live?

Good night little phone box. Sleep well.