Ellipse use was appropriate, but you do you. Just don’t go toaching my pedant dick, cool?

If we are being honest, he’s probably more disappointed in your spelling...

Whoa whoa whoa, as a native Missourian, no longer resident, I’d like to direct your attention one state further south. Thanks.

Relegation scraps make for more interesting seasons than middle of the table relative safety. Sure I’ll have two or three heart attacks but surely we can somehow eke out 40 Pts, Right? Guys?!

Wow. Now this is powerful. And who knew James Vanderbeek was the owner or server of a diner?

As a former chubby kid I can’t help but feel bad for that kid...5'2 and 220 lbs isn’t the sort of thing that middle school is typically kind to. Be strong little, scratch that, young man.

As a fellow Fed/Gov employee, I’d advise you to stay off websites like this on your gov issued computer to begin with. It isn’t deadspin’s job to ensure content you view is SFW; can avoid it altogether if you exercise some accountability. Just saying.

Deep state conspiracy!

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Difference being your 12U is used to pitches around that speed, not 90+. So yea I can see them mashing it while it completely dismantled an MLB player the first time they see it in a game.

Damn, sensitive much?

Yea except ya know the guy in prison was either tried by a jury of his peers, convicted by a judge, or admitted his crimes. Additionally, the extrajudicial punishment isn’t being handled or doled out by the prison guards here. Not to mention from the facts we have, this guy was a purse snatcher, not a wanted murderer…

Of course this person doesn’t work in the business field, they are pseudo-defending HRC. Clearly a libtard that flips burgers or works at Comet Ping Pong... /s

Transferred. Not traded. Transferred. This is basic.

Hard to tell there but he has the left eye which is ice blue and his right eye is half blue half brown.

Have husky, can confirm good dogness. He has eaten one leather wallet along with all associated credit/debit/insurance etc cards, a few ambien from my wife, a bottle of vaping liquid (wife used it as a step down to quit smoking), and numerous candies including a sleeve of starbursts and also oven mits. Little dude…

Everyone’s first ACL is memorable. My first of 4(!) came in a charity tournament for a sorority in college. Happened in the 2nd quarter (weird rules, I know) and at half time I tried to make a few saves and it buckled like a poorly designed bridge on save 3 and that was that. Ahh, fucking sorority.

The blacks were targeting a white kicker...hate crime much? /sarcasm

You are a true north flowing river fanboy or something. I’ve never seen the likes of this type of fanboy.

Personally I don’t think you understand how physics works or the rule book. Bortuzzo went to hit him, as he did, Fiala lost an edge which resulted in an awkward collision into the boards. Hockey is fast. Hockey is played on ice. Bortuzzo couldn’t pull up from this hit for those reasons. He didn’t intentionally drive…