Do kidney stones usually require first responders? Maybe he is allergic to something? Had an anaphylactic reaction? Clever way to get an endorsement from that new Epi-Pen competitor...

Sooooo, is that a yes or a no? I mean, I’m asking for a friend.

Can we (white men) keep our privilege and ya know, just bring everyone else up on the privilege train, too? Or make sure everyone at the table has the same privileges? Whichever analogy fits best. I’d like my kids to have the same privileges I had, and I’d love if the marginalized folks kids had those privileges,…

I mean, a football field IS a grassy knoll of sorts...

45 stars. And each and everyone of them IS an award. Thank you though for encouraging more recognition. I pin my validity and self-worth on Kinja stars. So ya know, I'm basically better at life. And are deals exclusive to the interwebs? This is my first month internetting so I appreciate your assistance.

Nah, I’ve got 40 stars on my comment. Means I’m right. Have you ever Kinja’d before, bro?

I threw you a star for your effort and for thoroughly confusing my simple mind. Well done. I don't think you are a fanboy. No need to keep on moving folks.

I have more stars than you. Clearly I'm correct here. Try again.

Fanboy alert. Keep on moving.

But but but Arsenal won SECOND last year! /s

Oh yea, shit, my bad. I'll show myself out...

I consider your rivals Arsenal and ours as that shit stain of a club, Millwall. We just never play them, minus the FA Cup game a few years back, so all London Games matter more than playing a coast or midlands based team.

THIS is good Kinja. And so, so Spursy.

If you have BeIn or your carrier provides it...I mean I wouldn't switch my allegiance at this point even if West Ham got relegated but it would suck compared to streaming every game on NBCSN app.

Oh, I completely agree. And I hope he does well, just not against West Ham, but mainly so Everton are enticed to buy him. But god damn am I happy he won’t be trotting around for West Ham taking shots whenever a defenders legs are conveniently blocking any access to the goal. Or turning it over in the final third and…

For West Ham being irrelevant to you, you sure did bring them up. And God damn enough Spurs fans comment on West Ham stories to convince me that irrelevant is not the right word for whatever West Ham are to you.

600 minutes without a goal and Everton wanted him...hahahahahaha

This is why I am so glad that when West Ham went down that Fox Soccer Channel was still around and had Championship games. I’m assuming he is still an NUFC fan but is following the Hammers while NUFC are on hiatus. For his (and their) sake, hopefully they gain promotion on the hop and don’t pull a Fulham...

The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire...Collecting Their Bags.

More like Clark the “Chub”, amirite?! Okayyy, I'll see myself out.