I’ve got it. But it looks like “Astros” is scratched out and “Cardinals” is pencilled in...still want it?

You sir, are a man. I’m sure we’d be friends past 39, though. Cheers.

Hey Man, it's never too late to pick up a hobby. By that I mean drinking. But I'll pour one out for you. And by that I mean into my mouth. God rest your soul my friend.

I agree with everything you said...until you got to the reading being your favorite part of your day. I’d like to introduce you to alcohol. And sex. They go hand in hand. Or you can use your hand. Either way, let’s get you enjoying more hours of your day! And by introduce you to sex, I mean with ladies of the night or…

Donkey ducks sound terrifying. Reminds me of the question would you rather fight one hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck...donkey ducks sound terribly stubborn.

Based off of ESPN’s Soccer Power Index, France are #2 in the world...are they just not bookies favorites to win? EDIT: pulled this real quick

Yes, but not just that...a lot of players ability to get the ball up and down over a wall and under the crossbar has a ton to do with their body positioning and the amount of torque and power they generate with their body. With Payet it has a lot to do with how he keeps his body low and how far his plant foot is out…

Slovakia game you missed, I am assuming?

Yes, they are and it is fairly common. Mainly because broadcasting rights are sold regionally and this enables broadcasters to sell that advertising space to their regional companies. I.e. I don’t need to see advertising for a Spanish juice company while watching a La Liga game on BeIN when they can sell that to…

Next time I'll go ahead and add /s so everyone knows I'm being facetious, apologies Desdspin readers...

Abroad, yes. With MNT, not so much...Dos a Cero!!!! ;)

I enjoyed the goalscorer sliding through the advertising banner...most leagues those are added by CGI, I bet he thought it was too...

Hair part “truth-ers”...man there are truth-ers for everything out there. Not that I didn't appreciate the insight.

He will, he will, Laraque you!

I wouldn't go around admitting that...unless it happened in grade school and not as an adult.

Heads up, the reason it doesn’t happen is because the major airports have a ton of security the moment you get close to them. It could still happen, but there is so much going on you don’t know about. I'm not just talking about dogs and TSA police, much much more.

Domestic you’d be correct, Dulles is slaughtered mercilessly by National/BWI. Dulles, niche is international though. Almost every flight to the Middle East for contractors flies out of Dulles. Dulles is a huge hub for international flights originating out of non-international airports or international airports that…

Here’s the thing. They can win the most games EVER in MLB and if they don’t win the WS then they will be remembered for beings great team that couldn’t win a WS. I’d much rather my team sneak into the playoffs and steal a championship than be the most bestest, most winningest, super duper scoutingest regular season…

Stop it. You stop it, right now. Be pessimistic. It's the only way the Blues are capable of performing. When things look up, we implode.

Haha. Soooo, may I ask who you support? One of ManU, Liverpool, or Arsenal is my guess...