Haha you called Deadspin journalism.

I think I speak for all Cardinals fans when I say your levels of jealousy are flattering.

Would be relatively easy to say that he was receiving some sort of treatment on some minor concern, right? He is undergoing some additional massage therapy or something? I don't know, I mean I figure there has to be some way to spin this that doesn't leave us guessing where he was doing the cocaine and which hooker he…

Oh, it is? I thought it was a part of the field. I missed the part where’d they entirely separated it. Is there a moat now? Trench of lava? Oh, it is still just a chalk line from one side of the field to the other? Such a hot take from you, friend. Have some chamomile tea or something. Woosahhhhhh.

The rule has to change one way or the other. And I am fine with either way, but there should be some continuity between the rules. If offense retains possession I feel like maybe it should be replay of the down from 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage at the time of the play resulting in the fumble. Something like…

You need more stars for this.

That was so soft. I mean the fight. And, coincidentally I suppose, his BM.

If you're white, it's alright, dontcha know?

Sure sounds like Cromartie just threatened a coach’s kid...certainly he can't get away with that, especially when the kid was spot on, right?

You come across as either Harper’s severely offended father, or someone who has never played sports and experienced the painful frustration of failing to meet expectations. Why should the Nationals pursue these charges? And VERY rarely are assault/battery pursued against the wishes of the victim, especially without…

Yea, but this saying was enough for me to bullshit my way through physics in college with a C+...

If his mother paid him to kill his father and the others, is he hitting .667 then?

I read Moses’ reaction as shock and awe, shit. Then relief.

How very West Ham of you...83 minutes and you've determined he will disappoint you more than not? He played well, give him a chance mate. COYI!

He is out midair and comes to as he hits the ground. Ouch.

Concussion issues are clearly not high on the list of concerns of the RV Manufacturers of America.

Dirt bike, quad, trike, street bike, Harley’s, Black, Mexican, Jewish, Arabic, White, purple. Whenever I see anyone, on a public road, stunting or weaving in and out of traffic or otherwise driving like a dick, I have the same reaction, regardless of which mode of transportation they are using and what they look like.…

I agree, except, I have to disagree with the attorneys on the wedding costs. I mean fuck, I make 1/20th what he does and our wedding is going to come in at ~$30k. And assuming he does it once (risky) I'm alright with that expense. The rest, ya, complete asshole spending.

Most amazing? They are in St. Louis and they have a Colored commentary guy...oh, wait no it is COLOR. Haha, I knew St. Louis wouldn't employ a minority.

Man, I hope this rabbit has a chance to sit and watch this video to STEW in HIS 15 minutes of infamy.