Chivalry is dead, I suppose.

Enough, per my understanding, is when one dad’s face explodes like a fucking cherry gusher and appears dazed while the other dude is still pummeling. These are the sort of fights you hear about on the news, where one dude suffers brain swelling and dies 11 days later and the other guy is charged with second degree…

I get what you’re TRYING to say, but no. There is literally zero chance she can be in proper position for that play and have a chance to prevent disaster. The only way she can prevent disaster there is if she is standing on the line, hands up, anticipating the fluke clearance deflection that goes upper 90, bar down.…

Zero of this is on the keeper. This is down to fluke. Keeper in the best position possible still is hung out to dry on this and has no chance. Not a keeper, I am guessing?

The butthurt is strong in this one, yes? Also, take off your tinfoil hat mate...better yet stick to commenting on Star Trek.

And when the vaunted #1 team in the game misses a penalty. Don’t forget that. Haha. Go suck on some lemons Germany...that’s bitter. Enjoy your men’s World Cup trophy though, you deserved that one.

West Ham Women anyone? Well, except they win, but you get the gist of it.

“In addition to showing that the stolen information was not otherwise available, the prosecutor must be able to show that Cardinals executives knew they were committing a crime. If the Cardinals’ activity was just a dirty trick or an attempt at getting even with a former colleague, the hacking might not qualify as a…

Hold your horses, it’s not a felony until charged and convicted. See this for reference. http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story…

Not enough stars. Well done sir.

Wellllll, the FBI IS responsible for investigating domestic terrorism, and radicalized ISIS supporting US citizens DO fall under that heading, so maybe they are right on that point...

Agreed. Obiang looks to be a solid pickup but needs to be quicker on the ball with decisions in the Prem is the feedback I’ve read. Slaven will be a nice change I think...excited for the season either way. Never a dull moment for our Irons.

Using the original guy’s math skills we’ve won the Prem every time we’ve finished in the top half, right? Whoooo, West Ham have done something!!! Wait, no, no we haven't. Damn it. Oh well, Come on Slaven!!! WHTID!

Tough break for him...I’m sure they’ll have that fixed in a snap...I’ll show myself to the door.

Haha. Haters gonna hate. Get out of here with your hate speech.

My adderall just made me concentrate that much harder on the relegation fight...your uppers are probably better.

No, I stated something that I am guessing to be the case. Show me a single fan of a team that has pulled off an escape like Leicester did this year or my team, West Ham, did in ‘07 that says it wasn’t one of the most memorable seasons. The top teams that haven’t been involved in a relegation battle don’t understand or…

Then you must never have been a fan of a team involved in a relegation scrap...big fan of Chelsea/ManU/ManCity (recent)/Liverpool/Arsenal/Tottenham are you? Relegation determining games are some of the best you'll ever witness.

Haha. Cardinals fans being derided on deadspin...I saw something about baseball and was hoping beyond hope that we could get some good Cardinals skewering going on. You disappointed. Step it up. Make fun of my fellows Cards fan better...mention jorts, racism, evangelical Christian idiotry, or something. Just going for…

Damn. They cockblocked the shit out of those snakes....with fucking SCOTCH TAPE!!! St. Patrick was smiling down upon those researchers.