Trust me, this is an excellent editorial decision.

Gawker punks out; hides the peens.

Oh my god thank you. She married one of the most famous people in the world, in a blitzkrieg of staged publicity, and even changed her last name to his. None of this is what one does if one wants to maintain one's anonymity and professional seriousness.

I would encourage you to stop advocating for continued gun ownership.

I know Ariana Grande, real life baby, is super annoying but that dog article made me happy. That Fawkes is adorable.

bcc: Katie Holmes

Which silly hat will he be wearing to the wedding?

Whatever she is doing or has stopped doing with her face, it is the right thing. I think her face settled in. Leave it alone, Courtney! You're in a good place right now.

Got nothing insightful to say. Just wanted to say hang in there.

i am still kinda sad that they didn't last. Johnny and Winona forever.

Perhaps at the point when that might even be even remotely likely, which is not now.

The cheekbones in that photo. I mean, the cheekbones. sheeiiiit.

I would not want a chupacabra to ejaculate in my suitcase. Ew.

But OMG did he used to be hot.

YEAH. I was "punk rock" in high school, which basically means I wore shiny combat boots from Hot Topic and knew who Rancid was. I had a boyfriend who made me glue his hair (glue.) into a mohawk. I thought Blink 182 "sold out", which in retrospect is completely hilarious. But then, most things you do at 13 end up being…

I also appreciate that the same people who advocate for discrimination against Muslims and Arabs are outraged that the First Lady didn't show proper respect for Islam and Saudi culture.

Women famously still can't drive

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

the best kind of '90s sheryl crow vibes? but salient about our lives in 2015? y